User Profile

I am Gul Damar, the sexy Cardassian friend of Gul Dukat, former prefect of Bajor. I currently reside on Terok Nor, because we (the Dominion) kicked the Federation's pansy PC ass back to last year. After a relatively brief, but dangerous war faught against the Klingons on a lone commandeered Bird of Prey, I am grateful for the security that living on Terok Nor brings. However, there are a few things I am NOT grateful for. One would be all these Jem'hadar bastards all over the place. They think they're hot shit, but clearly, they are not. And I'm not really allowed to get in drunken bar fights with them either, or I have to hear it from Dukat, who has to hear it from the Founder. Sometimes I think this allignment with the Dominion was a bad idea, because I hate that smug little Vorta named Weyoun. Seriously, what a fucking asshole. He's all small and gay and shit, but he thinks he's soooo cool, just because the Founder loves him. I really want to punch him in the face, repeatedly. Well, to deal with my troubles, I like to hang out in the fine establishment known as Quark's, where I drink several bottles of kanar and entertain ladies. But don't you tell me I have an addictive personality, because I don't need any of that bullshit Alcoholics Anonymous. It takes place in the temple, and it is obviously just a Bajoran plot to make you give up kanar and kiss the prophets' asses. Fuck that. Speaking of Bajorans, I also hate that bitch Major Kira, who won't get the fuck off the station, for some reason. I hate all her dumb friends too. Well, I think I've said enough, I will go into this in more detail in my journal.

For Cardassia!

P.S. If you are a sexy, non-Bajoran female, please contact me.

*NOTE*
Much has happened since I last wrote this bio... I don't feel like getting into it here. For more information, read my journal. Unless you are a Founder.

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